At first you were a tease. You enticed me with your overcast mornings and highs of 80. I thought "this isn't so bad!" Then, you started to show how hot you can really be. But as soon as the 100 degree days came, they left again. I breathed a sigh of relief. Turns out I can only dodge you so long. You're here, with a vengeance. And I can't hang. It's not me, it's you. I need the ability to drink hot beverages, to snuggle in bed, to wear jeans! So if you could just scoot on out, and make room for my bestie Fall, I'd appresh. Thanks.