Magazines stacked and ready to read. Cool drink in hand. Sweats on. Clearly, I'm ready to watch the mammoth show that is the Oscars. I've printed out my oscar bingo cards. (I don't think anyone else will be playing with me, so I'm gonna play all three by myself) We'll see how long I can stick it out with this show (seriously, how long is this thing? I feel like the pre-show has been on for like 3 hours already) And of course I'll be updating later this week with what I thought of all the dresses.